Stingy Bastard!

I gotta ask you guys something. If you went to buy something and you had enough for the product but not the few extra dollars of tax, you’d kind of expect your friend (that owes you money and has a bunch of money with him) to pay those few extra dollars, right? I mean, I was in need of that certain product, and my friend just stood there, hesitating. Is it really that much to spare your friend two dollars and some change?

I’m not saying that he has to pay for my things. But the thing was that he owed me! It’s one thing to be a good friend, and it’s another to pay what you owe.

If I was in my friend’s position, I’d give up those few extra dollars. I dunno, to me, that seems really stingy. Especially when your wallet’s fat.

You have a problem, and I just have to address it.

Seriously. What the fuck is your problem? You bitch at Brandon for talking “shit,” or “not liking” you. But you’ve been talking shit about him since November, when he started going out with April.

Oh, and guess who you talk shit about him to? Your little clone! Talking a lot of shit about Brandon isn’t going to make him like you. Someone is just mad because they’re getting rejected all the damn time.

I hope you guys have fun being fake!

ZOMG! I’M FAT! BUT I WANT YOU TO TELL ME I’M NOT SO THEN YOU’LL FLATTER ME!
ZOMG! I’M UGLY! BUT I WANT YOU TO TELL ME I’M NOT SO THEN YOU’LL FLATTER ME!
ZOMG! THIS IS UGLY! BUT I WANT YOU TO TELL ME OTHERWISE SO THEN YOU’LL FLATTER ME!
ZOMG! THAT IS UGLY! BUT I WANT YOU TO TELL ME OTHERWISE SO THEN YOU’LL FLATTER ME!
ZOMG! I HATE PHOTOSHOP! BUT I USE IT IN ALL OF MY DAMN PHOTOS!
ZOMG! WHY DO YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT ME, HUH? BUT I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU FIRST!
ZOMG! JAPANESE/KOREAN PEOPLE ARE UGLY! BUT I WANT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE THEM!

Seriously. What do people see in you? How come they can’t see through the hours of photoshop, the bullshit claims, the lies, and the bullshit smiles?

And then! You talk shit about how Brandon is a girl. Alright, seriously, what’s wrong with being clean? What’s wrong with liking clothes and shoes? What’s to hate about that? You’re just mad that he has more clothes than you. So how are you going to talk shit about that?

So you and your mini-me can continue being fake-ass best-friends with Josie, but that’s never gonna get him. And don’t even try to break it, because he’s going to be with her for a loooong time. He finally found a girl that cares.

So you can continue to brag on about how your family spoils you, and that they were something that truly matters in Vietnam, but if that’s true, tell me why they moved?

Now excuse me for being blunt and ignorant. But that’s how you are. Everyday. It’s not my fault for being the one to speak the people’s minds. The others and I have been holding it in for far too long now. Your bitchy attitude is unbearable.

Iron Man Sequel?

There is going to be an Iron Man sequel. I don’t want to ruin it for you; but for those who have seen it, continue reading this post.

I Am Iron Man!

Hey guys. I just got back from watching Iron Man! I watched it with my good friend, Brandon.

But my friend, Richard complained about how it was disappointing. His exact words on Myspace were:

Iron Man…:/
Mildly disappointed.

/sigh

Now, I have no clue what he’s talking about, because Iron Man was amazing. But then again, this is coming from the same guy that didn’t like 300. What’s wrong with him?

The movie starts out where Tony Clark presents his new creation, the Jericho missle to the US Air Force. As he rides a humvee back to the base, he gets attacked by terrorists called the Ten Rings. They lock him up in a cave, and expect him to build those missles for them, the terrorists. Instead, he builds his first version of the Iron Man and kicks their asses.

And for some reason, during the parts where Tony Stark was in the Afghanistan, I couldn’t help but remind myself of Assassin’s Creed, a game I’ve been playing.

I will not tell you much after that, ’cause I’m scared that I will ruin it for you. Though, the movie left me pretty happy. It was not disappointing at all, and will make you wonder if there will be a sequel. Which I hope there will.

The soundtrack was pretty great, too! It consisted of guitar, drums, bass and an orchestra. Though as corny as that may sound to you guys, it was VERY badass. There were scenes where he’s in the Iron Man suit, and you hear the punchy-ness of the soundtrack, you’re just like, “Daaaaaamn.”

Also, according to an IGN review, the movie stays true to the comics. So there’s no reason you shouldn’t see it, right? You have the thumbs-up of an IGN critic and me!

TF2 Update!

The Gold Rush & Medic Achievements Update came out a few days ago. I was lucky enough to be one of the very first people to update my client and start “achieving” right away! Why? Because if you did a certain number of the 36 medic achievements, you get special unlockables.

Even though it took me ’til yesterday to get all three of them, I feel proud.

If you don’t have them yet, and you want them, go to the Nova Prospekt servers. Their servers are pretty much achievement-farming servers. It’s much better to achievement-farm when you have a microphone. If you don’t, you’ll probably get overlooked by the others.

Btw, the three unlockables are: the Blutsauger, Kritzkrieg, and Übersaw. The Blutsauger is a needle-gun that does no crits and drains enemy health for every successful hit. The Kritzkrieg is a medigun that ubers you faster, but instead of making you invulnerable, makes you do 100% criticals. And the Übersaw is just pure pwnage. It has a slower swing but every hit gives you +25% into your uber bar.

Also, the new map, Gold Rush isn’t bad at all. Valve made it to be super fun! I was slightly worried because of the fact that the early user-created “escort” maps were a piece of crap. I was under the impression that Valve released the tools to make cart maps before the actual release of Gold Rush. But. Valve did not fail with this map. I love it. You should really play it if you have TF2. NOW!

And yes, I have indeed been having lots of writers’ blocks with this blog. Not sure why. Maybe it’s because I’m under the impression that I suck at writing? ):

How have I been?

Well guys, I think it’s safe to say that I’m back! Did anyone miss me? lol.

Remember the band I told you that I’m in? We finally agreed on a band-name. “Mj and The Boys.” Awesome, right? It even gives you the lol factor if you get the name. It’s weird; because, no one in the band really thought of it. I was talking to a classmate of mine, and he suggested it.

So from that day forward, we’re known as MJ and The Boys! Guess who’s “MJ” in this band? Me. Haha. Since I admire Michael Jackson, it fits. I also like to go around doing the high pitched “HEE HEE!” that he does.

I also started playing Trickster Online. For a free MMORPG, it’s amazing. There’s just so many new things it brings to the “table.” Plus, the community isn’t filled with eleven-year-olds.

If you do happen to play, play on the Jewelia server, and look for a guy named “ShroomerStarboy.”

See you guys in a bit

I don’t think I’ll be able to blog as often as I thought I could. We are nearing the end of the school-year and it’s getting hard to keep up my grades. Not only that, but I also have to keep up with the wonderful friends I have and deal with everyone else’s bullshit drama. Everyone is starting to act even more immature; it’s unbearable. Honestly, I can’t wait until I go to high school.

To all my readers, don’t think of this as a farewell, but a break. I will not abandon this blog, for I’ve done so many times before (with my past ones).

See you guys in a bit. (:

I’m In a Band

You guys probably didn’t know this, but I’m in a band! It’s not big at all, but it’s still something to do with my friends. The band consists of Jacob (bass), Richard (lead guitar) Bryce (drums) and me (vocals and rhythm guitar). We have yet to think of a band-name because everyone is picky about that. Everyone in it is pretty cool, too. I’m pretty close to each and every one of them.

Of course, there’s a problem in the band. You know what — or who it is? Richard. The band has decided to kick him out for the following reasons:

1. Skipping out on practice just to play WoW or just because he doesn’t “feel” like it.
2. He has that arrogant rockstar attitude where he thinks he’s better than the rest of the band, and that we’re nothing without him.
3. We don’t need that negativity in the band.

Once Richard is gone, we’re going to replace him with Ryder, another good friend of mine. Except Ryder is a hundred times better than Richard! Ryder’s playing at “SHRED” level, and isn’t a “downer” like Richard. We’ll be looking forward to this new addition to the band.

Don’t get me wrong, Richard is a great friend and all, but.. just a bad band-member.

My Body…

Hahaha, that’s just great.

Team Fortress 2 Lamer

Actually, not really. Only one person, or maybe a whole “clan.” But seriously. I enter a room and we’re playing cp_vertigo. That map is fun and all, but if your team sucks, your team is going to get spawn camped! And that’s exactly what we did to them, we camped the shit out of the BLU team! But it wasn’t our fault! The BLU team literally sucks nut! We were merely pushing forward, and they were getting pushed. So what was there to do? Camp. And guess what? BLU was the one that was attacking, not us (RED). Isn’t it ironic how we were pushing forward when we’re supposed to be defending? Lol We pwnd fucking hard.

And so, this guy, named “Michael [FG]” decides to bitch and whine about it. So you know what I did? I decide to argue with him about that. He gets butthurt, he complains more and ignores me. So that’s what you hear him doing for the whole map-round.

That is, until we switched maps. Once the maps switched, everybody is just randomly placed. So, this time, we were playing Labor. And now, Michael is on the team with the skilled people, and they were pwning. So guess what he does now? He decideds to talk a lot of shit.

It’s people like this that make you not want to play a game. They whine when they’re losing and talk shit when they’re winning. That no longer makes Team Fortress 2, or any other game fun. I know that I could just mute him, but that’ll just solve the problem for me and not the other 12~15 people on my team. OR I could just disconnect and go to another server. But that server is amazing, it’s always low-ping, filled but never full, and allows custom skins! You can’t ask for more.

I’m going to plug in my microphone tomorrow. Show that bitch what’s up. D:<