My Body…

Hahaha, that’s just great.

Team Fortress 2 Lamer

Actually, not really. Only one person, or maybe a whole “clan.” But seriously. I enter a room and we’re playing cp_vertigo. That map is fun and all, but if your team sucks, your team is going to get spawn camped! And that’s exactly what we did to them, we camped the shit out of the BLU team! But it wasn’t our fault! The BLU team literally sucks nut! We were merely pushing forward, and they were getting pushed. So what was there to do? Camp. And guess what? BLU was the one that was attacking, not us (RED). Isn’t it ironic how we were pushing forward when we’re supposed to be defending? Lol We pwnd fucking hard.

And so, this guy, named “Michael [FG]” decides to bitch and whine about it. So you know what I did? I decide to argue with him about that. He gets butthurt, he complains more and ignores me. So that’s what you hear him doing for the whole map-round.

That is, until we switched maps. Once the maps switched, everybody is just randomly placed. So, this time, we were playing Labor. And now, Michael is on the team with the skilled people, and they were pwning. So guess what he does now? He decideds to talk a lot of shit.

It’s people like this that make you not want to play a game. They whine when they’re losing and talk shit when they’re winning. That no longer makes Team Fortress 2, or any other game fun. I know that I could just mute him, but that’ll just solve the problem for me and not the other 12~15 people on my team. OR I could just disconnect and go to another server. But that server is amazing, it’s always low-ping, filled but never full, and allows custom skins! You can’t ask for more.

I’m going to plug in my microphone tomorrow. Show that bitch what’s up. D:<

My Thoughts On cp_lazytown

I had bought the Orange Box only a few days after it’s release, and I remember the first time I tried Team Fortress 2. My first reaction was, “Wow, this game is weird.” Even so, I quickly adapted to the visuals of the game and how it played. I had fallen in love with the game.

There was a specific map that many servers would choose, and I loved that map. It impressed me on how some of the first custom TF2 maps could be done so well, you know? The map was, of course, “cp_lazytown.” Memories of my first Points lie on that very map.

Now, only a couple of months later, hardly any servers would play it anymore! D:< I can’t be the only one who thought the map was incredible beyond belief. Honestly, if you think “cp_lazytown” was bad, then why would you play on “MARIO_KART?” That map is a complete waste of space! It’s glitchy, and it looks like a four-year-old child’s crayon scribble drawings!

Gah, at least The [-Q-] Clan is “bringing back” lazytown, eh? Kudos to them, seriously.

Anyone else agrees with me?

Kay. Portal Glitch.

A couple of days ago, I was finishing Portal. Mostly because of the fact that there are so many inside jokes flying around, I don’t want to be left out! xD
So, of course I finished it. The ending left me pretty content. It wasn’t stupid like other games, you know? :b

But, as I was playing, I managed to find myself a glitch! I made a turret fall infinitely in a corner, and this is what happened. Isn’t that weird? 0:

f*cking c*nt’s Unfortunate Facts of Life

As I was stumbling (via Stumble Upon), I came across this blog post! And, to be honest with you, I agree with each and every single one of them. These listed are the ones I agree with strongly. (:

Marijuana is not a “gateway drug”. Oh sure, maybe 99% of “hard” drug users also smoke pot. And maybe a lot of them smoked pot before they got into crack or heroin or whatever. But that’s not because the pot made them do it, it’s because damn near fucking everyone has smoked pot at some point.

Creationism is bullshit. Seriously. A big magic guy in the clouds did not wiggle his fingers and create the earth in 6 days. Didn’t fucking happen. And I think anyone who professes to believe such a thing ought to be barred from political office. What if there was a religion claiming the world was flat, and the whole “round” thing was just an optical illusion created by God to test our faith? Would ANYONE be suggesting we teach it in schools? Would anyone vote for a politician who claimed to believe it? For fuck’s sake, people. It’s 2008. We have fossils. We have carbon dating. Get a clue!

You have no right to be proud, unless you did it yourself. That goes for anything from racial pride to patriotism. Your race, gender and nationality are fucking accidents of birth. Being proud of something you got stuck with when mamma squeezed you out is stupid. You have a right to be proud of your own personal accomplishments, and perhaps those of your children (if you were actually a good parent, and your kids didn’t succeed by sheer bloody-mindedness alone). That’s it. Your parents fucked, Mom got knocked up, and ~9 months later, there you were. Race, gender and nationality handed to you out of some cosmic lottery machine. Fuck your white pride, black pride, national pride, and all the horseshit that goes along with it.

Police and Politicians have a lot in common. Maybe half of them go into their chosen careers wanting to genuinely do good. Save people, and make the world a better place and all that. The other half are greedy, power-hungry fucks. And the good half? After a few years on the job, most of them have become so corrupted and/or insulated from the real world, they become vicious, rotten twats too. You can’t trust 90% of either of ‘em.

America is not #1. Well, not unless you count military spending and handgun related deaths. We’re shit at public education. Our health care system is both the most expensive and the least effective in the developed world. Literacy, infant mortality, per capita living below the poverty line and/or without any health insurance … etc., etc. We’re kind of horrible at a whole lot of things, if you want to be honest about it. We’re also, on average, fat as fuck.

Communications Degree

Haha. Now normally, I’m not too much of a VG Cats fan, but this one caught my attention. xD

Soulstorm is Out? When?

So after my few rounds in TF2 today, I found out that DoW: Soulstorm was out! Though I have not yet gotten it, I plan on doing so soon. If anything, I’ll get it by the end of this week and give you my thoughts on it. I’m pretty anxious to get my hands on it for I’ve played the Dawn of War series since the very first one.

The Dark Eldar seem like a big addition to the fray. I tried them out on the Soulstorm demo and wow, they pwn. Though, I have a feeling they’ll be nerfed. I just know it! But then again, it was only a demo. >>

I also look forward to custom Commanders in multiplayer for that will add variety.

Eh, and everything else, I could care less for. Air combat and Sisters of Battle seem pretty.. boring. lol

Well, more on this when I finally get the game!